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chelsea g summers

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I'm a former academic and stripper; thus I write smart things about sex.

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Blood lust: why period sex shouldn't be taboo in Hollywood or ...

Blood lust: why period sex shouldn't be taboo in Ho...

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Fifty Shades of Grey | Film | The Guardian

Chelsea G Summers. The filmmakers cut the infamous 'tampon scene' from Fifty Shades of Grey without understanding why fans found it sexy instead of ......

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... Azita Chellappoo · Candace Chellew-Hodge · Chelsea E Manning · Chelsea G Summers · Oksana Chelysheva · Soraya Chemaly · Erwin Chemerinsky · Anne ......

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Germaine Greer gets rabbit fever

Germaine Greer: It's not easy sitting through a film about ugly, unhygienic vibrators - especially when you're in it....

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FA Cup final: Chelsea v Liverpool - in pictures

The pick of the images from our photographer, Tom Jenkins, at Wembley as Liverpool hunt a cup double under Kenny Dalglish and Chelsea look for their first silverware under Roberto Di Matteo...

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'No return to boom and bust': what Brown said when he was chancellor

The prime minister, Gordon Brown, today accepted responsibility for Labour's continuing poor performance in the opinion polls...

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Chelsea 2-1 Everton | Premier League match report

Chelsea were grateful for a long-overdue goal from Fernando Torres as Everton were downed...

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Burnley 1-3 Chelsea | Premier League match report

Chelsea came from behind to beat promoted Burnley at Turf Moor with an impressive display of incisive passing in their opening Premier League game...

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George Monbiot: Ethical shopping is just another way of showing how rich you are

George Monbiot: The middle classes congratulate themselves on going green, then carry on buying and flying as much as before....

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Are you an average fan? Find out with YouGov's Premier League profiles

YouGov polled 200,000 people to find that Liverpool fans think they are funny, QPR supporters enjoy chess and Stoke City fans like Ann Summers. Do these character traits feel familiar?...

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Gareth Bale's ability and ambition mean he has outgrown Tottenham | David Hytner

David Hytner: Gareth Bale wants to experience a super club at the very highest level – and his dream has always been Real...

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Manchester United’s Alex Buttner determined to leave Old Trafford

Manchester United’s Alex Buttner claims the arrival of Louis van Gaal has convinced him to leave Old Trafford...

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Cristiano Ronaldo signing for Real Madrid would make the irony of Ramón Calderón's presidency complete

The irony of Ramón Calderón's presidency will be complete if Cristiano Ronaldo signs for Real Madrid...

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Jun 19, 2013 ... Met Office meeting: UK's spell of awful summers is set to continue · Rain delays ..... Hugh Muir: The MPs who take fag ash cash to go to Chelsea ......

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The new Serpentine pavilion is a rhapsody in red

Award-winning architect Jean Nouvel has finally built in Britain. He tells Jonathan Glancey why he created a 'sun machine' in a London park (complete with ping-pong tables)...