chelsea g summers

chelsea g summers

I make with the word junk

I'm a former academic and stripper; thus I write smart things about sex.

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newrepublic.com

Can “Orange is the New Black” Jailbreak Caged Heat? | The New Republic

Can “Orange is the New Black” Jailbreak Caged Heat?...

VICE

The Tongue-Twisting History of the Many Euphemisms for Eating Ass

The Tongue-Twisting History of the Many Euphemisms ...

newrepublic.com

Bernie Sanders Was Just a Hippie Rummaging Through My Mom's ...

Bernie Sanders Was Just a Hippie Rummaging Through ...

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The Hairpin

The Hairpin

The Hairpin

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VICE

What It's Like to Grow Up as a Girl Surrounded by Horndogs | VICE ...

What It's Like to Grow Up as a Girl Surrounded by H...

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The Guardian

Blood lust: why period sex shouldn't be taboo in Hollywood or ...

Blood lust: why period sex shouldn't be taboo in Ho...

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Vulture

A Peek at Marilyn Minter's Bush Book (NSFW) -- Vulture

A Peek at Marilyn Minter's Bush Book (NSFW) -- Vult...

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Medium

Why I’m the Jonah Lehrer of Fucking (And So Are You) — Matter — Medium

Why I’m the Jonah Lehrer of Fucking (And So Are You...

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adult-mag.com

Chelsea G. Summers - Adult Mag

Chelsea G. Summers - Adult Mag

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Men'sHealth

5 Texts You Should Never Send Her

5 Texts You Should Never Send Her

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adult-mag.com

Summers' Time - Adult Mag

The rest of my desire lay in desire, in wanting to see a body my age in an abject sexy photo. More ......

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adult-mag.com

In Praise of Younger Men - Adult Mag

You're only as young as the person you are fucking....

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adult-mag.com

Being That Woman - Adult Mag

To be “that woman” is to be the cunty catalyst for breakup, the vagina wedge that divides a lawfully married couple, the deliquescent bitch for whom your husband leaves you. More ......

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adult-mag.com

Bad Sex - Adult Mag

No more boring sex. No more lame sex. No more disconnected sex. No more close enough to perv for government work. No more obligatory fucking that brings shards of pleasure. Nevermore. More ......